AgEnT Introduction (Troll version)
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AgEnT Introduction (Troll version)
Hello my name Agent, I am 56 and single.
So i'll start from the beginning. I didn't remember much when I was born so I can't tell you, 3 years later when I was 5 I got my first barbie doll, I used to love it so much, but then it got run over by a car because I was teaching it how to cross the road. 15 Years later when I was 12 my mother told me what a vagina was, so I made my NEW barbie doll anatomicly correct. 3 Years later when I turned 15 I got my first boner, so I then knew how to make my male barbie dolls anatomicly correct.
This is the interwebz so I must have some amazing developing skills, I can copy and paste like a pro, It took my 2 years to become such a pro. I can also press my keyboard very well, no one has beaten me at button pressing. I play Garry's mod and other games, when I play BF3 I salute my dead teamates because they fought so hard only to be rammed by a jet.
Now I am single and looking for a man, if anyone wants to date me my phone number is: 13378008183. Only ring me if your sexual active and is looking for a man like me.
That is everything about me, apart from super secret stuff that I will never tell like when I fondle myself and have a secret love for Justin Bieber, but nobody can know this apart from me so I will never say.
(Do not take this seriously, I felt like it and I need some lols)
So i'll start from the beginning. I didn't remember much when I was born so I can't tell you, 3 years later when I was 5 I got my first barbie doll, I used to love it so much, but then it got run over by a car because I was teaching it how to cross the road. 15 Years later when I was 12 my mother told me what a vagina was, so I made my NEW barbie doll anatomicly correct. 3 Years later when I turned 15 I got my first boner, so I then knew how to make my male barbie dolls anatomicly correct.
This is the interwebz so I must have some amazing developing skills, I can copy and paste like a pro, It took my 2 years to become such a pro. I can also press my keyboard very well, no one has beaten me at button pressing. I play Garry's mod and other games, when I play BF3 I salute my dead teamates because they fought so hard only to be rammed by a jet.
Now I am single and looking for a man, if anyone wants to date me my phone number is: 13378008183. Only ring me if your sexual active and is looking for a man like me.
That is everything about me, apart from super secret stuff that I will never tell like when I fondle myself and have a secret love for Justin Bieber, but nobody can know this apart from me so I will never say.
(Do not take this seriously, I felt like it and I need some lols)
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Re: AgEnT Introduction (Troll version)
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